Age: Wouldn't you like to know. How old do I look?
Date of Birth: March 15. Suck it, Caesar.
Siblings: Sera, Jiji, Gatz, Yuna
Spouses and permanent lovers: Ha! I laugh in your general direction. Who wants a piece of me? Good fucking luck. I'm not going to be nice about it. I guess you could say I'm a little bit bitter.
Appearance: I am the most beautiful being to ever walk the planet. No? Well, look at the goddamn picture.
Color: Pink. You got a problem with that?
Type: Bureaucratic misanthrope
Things I like: tea and cookies.
Things I dislike: stupid people, fat people, lazy people, bald people, old people, young people, teenage people, humans, work, birds, badgers, men, women, children, stupid little whiny ass "broken" emo waifs who want to "help people" and save people with pussy, fangirls, Trigger, mary sues, people who write mary sues, people who ARE mary sues, the concept of heaven, Christianity, Baptists, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Girl Scouts, grocery stores, Diet Coke (you're still fat, bitches!), and many many many more things. I hate everything.
Blood type: O
Why am I here?: Court ordered community service?